Pentomino
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Evil magicians - 2007/11/06 17:27
Yet another event that makes me wish Penn still had a radio show.
For one, David Copperfield is being accused of some sexual malfeasance, and apparently he even hired people to seduce (i.e. brow-beat) women over the phone for him, with specific instructions on how to deal with husbands and boyfriends.
And is it any coincidence that VH1's Mystery used to be a magician? What about David Blaine? Are all our wives and girlfriends destined to be taken from us and become a harem for a handful of magicians?
Penn's probably got stories. Stories about stories, even. And even if he didn't go into them, the call-in topics are excellent.
For example, what's the most effort you've gone through to get laid? Hired employees, staked out the lobby of a building to make it look like you were leaving at the same time, etc. Or, which caller has stolen another guy's girlfriend in the most evil way? Sent her boyfriend to jail, maybe? Gotten him fired? Made her gain a bunch of weight so he'd dump her and you could get the rebound?
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