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Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.19 - 2006/09/19 15:37 Monkey Tuesday: "A Monkey Bit Off My Nipple!"

International Talk Like A Pirate Day - doesn't play into Penn's skill-set.

Billy West's practical joke on Penn.

Caller President Mike: (Trying to do pirate voice. Penn & Goudeau can hear him, but no audio coming through on the show. Penn said he sucked, anyway).

Caller Michael: Six Flags, New Jersey. Woman needing to be sick in back seat rolls down window ... *dialtone* (Jack loses the call). Goudeau researches food poisoning. He's back! Woman starting to be sick out window - and vomits on baby monkey!!

Penn: New kink!

Penn gets Patrick on phone to complain about cluster-freak by Patrick's replacements while Patrick is on vacation.

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"Jesus Christ puking on a monkey!"

Caller Ali (made Happy Jack scream): Beginning of call is dump-buttoned for saying "six words" that got Penn very excited (I believe it was "A monkey bit off my nipple"). Feeding baby spider monkey with a baby bottle. Baby monkey switches from bottle to one of her "large, 44D" breasts. Won't let go. Husband unhooks her bra (Penn orgasmic). Scared monkey bites down.

Penn: More after the ...

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New York just informed Penn about hitting dump button on Ali's call. Penn summarizes call thus far.

The amazing Goudeau found a photo online of an Indian woman breast feeding a monkey (see next post)!

Ali had to go to emergency room with monkey, because monkey still has a chunk of Ali in its mouth. Penn: Greatest moment of his life. Zoo director tries to bill them.

Ali defends monkey like Roy , and still bottle-feeds monkeys at petting zoos.

Penn is soooooo happy. No more calls today. This could be a fine show to end Monkey Tuesday. Finish on a high note.

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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.19 - 2006/09/19 15:40 Monkey Tuesday: "A Monkey Bit Off My Nipple"

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The photo mentioned by Penn! there is no possible use for a signature* except to demonstrate how funny/geeky/cynical/pathetic you are.

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dASH
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.19 - 2006/09/19 17:43 great monkey tuesday. too bad it's probably the last. now, to keep in line with the story which originated it all, the guys need to have midget monday (for the dwarf in the story). i'd love to hear jones' theme for that... ???! filmfanatix.com
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Vlad the Impala
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.19 - 2006/09/19 17:46 Monkey Tuesday <music> will rise again!!
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.19 - 2006/09/20 01:33 whaaat??? what do you mean monkey tuesday is ending? when did that happen?
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teen
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.19 official podcast - 2006/09/20 09:20 http://podcast.penn.freefm.com/penn/33786.mp3
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Squee
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.19 official podcast - 2006/09/20 12:46 I think they may have it back next week. Hmm, I'm feeling 50/50 on this one.
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.19 official podcast - 2006/09/20 12:53 Sorry about missing yesterdays show. I'm dog-sitting for some friends this week and couldn't record the show because their computer was messed up.

I've installed a fresh copy of windows XP and VLC and should be able to podcast the shows for the rest of the week.
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JoMadge
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.19 official podcast - 2006/09/20 14:17 The dog ate my podcast?

*ducks, runs*

~JoMadge
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Vlad the Impala
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.19 official podcast - 2006/09/20 14:20 JoMadge wrote:
The dog ate my podcast?

*ducks, runs*

~JoMadge

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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.19 official podcast - 2006/09/20 21:53 I'm stunned by the FCC or at least CBS's interpretation of FCC rules.

'A monkey bit off my nipple' is offensive or actionable in some way?

That is some crazy crazy shit.

I'm not some nut, I have a 3 year old and I've had the moment where she couldn't sleep or something and had to make a mad dash for the remote when someone swore on TV late at night.

I've managed to get her to 3 without hearing or at least noticing a sweary word.

'Nipple'???

What the fuck?

The first thing any baby sticks in their mouth is some sort of secret offensive word? It's dirty in some way?

Breasts are dirty, the work of the devil?

I'm so far from being some new age hippy but that's totally crazy.

I think in March Penn mentioned nipples a few times and it was ok but now it's not apparently.

I fear for your country.
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Vlad the Impala
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.19 official podcast - 2006/09/21 10:08 I think Penn said it was the phrase "bit off my nipple" that got to them. Penn mentioned the word "nipple" by itself later on and that got through.

Weirdly enough I've heard worse on two different BBC networks over the last couple of days...

For those of you who need reminding what a nipple looks like:

He's the one on the right trying to cover up his daughter's boob there is no possible use for a signature* except to demonstrate how funny/geeky/cynical/pathetic you are.

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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.19 official podcast - 2006/09/21 10:32 Vlad the Impala wrote:

He's the one on the right trying to cover up his daughter's boob

bwhahahahahaaa! filmfanatix.com
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.19 - 2006/09/21 14:40 Monkey Tuesday may have jumped the shark this week. It's a little sad, actually.
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