Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.07 - 2006/09/07 15:22 Mike Jones's Theme

Penn is here.
Goudeau is waiting for the shuttle to take off...
Guest host is L.O.D.
Guest hosting the Al Franken Show.

With guest-host Lawrence O'Donnell Jr: What are you smuggling on airplanes?

LOD smuggling story.
Penn wants chemists to phone in about binary liquid explosives.

LOD smuggling story continued (includes classic misdirection).

Caller Paul (Chemist): His roommate laughing at binary liquid bombs. TATP go boom!
Movie fantasy.
Government tactics and McGyver's thermite

LOD talking about the idiot "terrorists" in the UK.

If Penn gave Paul $1m...
Nitrates and airport security.
Islamic science-hating chemists.
Penn disconnects Paul - "smartest caller"


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Penn is here with smuggler Lawrence O'Donnell Junior
LOD really liked Paul.

Caller Harold: At least ties with Paul over best caller ever!!!
Penn finds a flaw in Harold's plan.
Penn goes through Harold's plan in detail.
Harold in drag. Breast-milk taster/harvester.
(Harold invented the term "Extincting")

Shoe bombs don't work!
Penn's take on bio-terrorism

Caller Paul: Bosnian bayonet.
LOD on profiling (non-Penn).


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Penn plugs Mike Jones.
Penn is here with Lawrence O'Donnell Junior.

Caller Eric: Absinthe, Neil Gaiman and things sold in an airport.
"The History of Chemistry" on Penn's computer

Caller Dave: Smuggling myself - Names on a plane.

Caller Mike: Mike's friend in Europe - buying a broadsword... Penn doesn't believe Mike.
LOD wants to believe.
Profiling (again).
Mike's suit of armour - Mike for President!!
Penn discusses Mike.

Bacon and a kiss Airlines

LOD and Robert Schimmel tomorrow...


From now on this smuggler is
going to be touching his toes a
lot in airports...
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.07 - 2006/09/07 16:02 Smuggling story:
http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=68619
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.07 - 2006/09/07 17:05 Vlad the Impala wrote:
Smuggling story:
http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=68619
Good read. I'll be sure to stuff a vibrator down my pants next time I'm boarding a plane!
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.07 - 2006/09/08 05:54 Hey is that crap where the sound cuts out and then fades back in an indication that something has been dumped? Or are these files just being poorly encoded?

It's been happening a lot lately and well... it makes me sad.

We don't have that nonsense in Australia.
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.07 - 2006/09/08 10:28 Most likely this means it has been dumped.

You may not have as many censorship laws as we do, but at least we have more general freedoms than you. Australia is still more socialistic than they would like to admit.
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.09.07 - 2006/09/08 13:30 When the dump-button is hit, there's just a very brief gap in the conversation. I think what you're probably hearing ("buzz" followed by a several-second dip in sound) is just admin's net connection farting. I get that when listening to the live stream and/or unofficial podcast sometimes, too, but later discover that it's not in the final, official podcast of the same show.

~Jo
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