Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.25 - 2006/08/25 15:18 Friday's (thank Xenu!) show starts with Jonesy's fast theme

Penn Jillette and Michael Goudeau are here. They've hired a new web guy.

The site from yesterday - you can click on them.
Beeping a Catholic term.

Ask Layperson Penn: Dating Advice and More!

Kinky was at the show last night - he may be governor.

Caller Mike(for president): The Sales Rep and the Receptionist.
Penn asks a blunt question, then asks for her number.

Patrick is absolutely right.
Penn does a Jim Cramer impression

Caller James: Asian girlfriend - home cooking.
Penn: Take your own inventory - make sure you're in the right league.
Finding a stupid white girl or a fake boyfriend.
Dating for world peace.
Pretending EZ is Jewish.

Caller Joe: Gaming convention question - German board games discussed. Staying on the fringe is bad. Penn gives advice.


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Caller John: A challenging question. New York Yankees advice (with help from Goudeau).

Caller Sal: A 20 year-old New Jersey actor seeks advice.

Caller Dave: (An off-topic note - Buzz Lightyear commercial) Movies to watch. Dawn of the Dead (original), Apocalypse Now, Last Tango in Paris, Real Life

Caller: A time for domestic violence...
Tape is from the past, back when Pluto was a planet.

Caller Tim(not Kim): Dating a girl too far away.
Penn suggests he may want to take a...


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Shout out to Apple - the coco guys

Gmail Amy: Spectacles advice - Penn states his choice.

Caller Genna: Books? - Mezzanine, Atlas Shrugged, Moby Dick.
Penn gets creeped ut by adults reading kids books.
Doctor Baby.

Caller Kim: How many is too many children?
Kim likes Penn's answer.
Goudeau's answer.
Penn gives Kim's husband ammunition.

Caller Brian: Frank Zappa - Miles Davis issue.

Caller Mike: (Prof. Penn) Pluto no longer a planet?
Arturo planet.

Mnemonics changed

Caller Tom: Tricky question - Penn sails through it


Gmail: Kinky lifestyle. Honesty with the kids. Penn wants pictures...

Remember - Penn doesn't know what he's talking about...


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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.25 - 2006/08/25 16:41 WOO HOO for the Atlas Shrugged plug.

Best. Book. EVER.
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.25 - 2006/08/25 17:39 Whoo HOOOO! Another Ask Layperson Penn episode! I can't wait to listen to this!
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.25 - 2006/08/28 04:10 The worst thing about being a podcast listener is you never get to offer topical gmail. I would have had some good advice for the guy dating the Vietnamese woman.

If you want to get in good with the Asian parents:

1) ferget about it
2) elope
3) get her pregnant

A little baby over comes almost all prejudices.

Beyond that... the guy may be screwed, especially if she still lives at home.

Learning her language can help. Vietnamese, though, looks like one of the hardest languages to learn. If he's lucky, they're upper class and fluent in French. That's a touch easier to learn.
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