Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.22 - 2006/08/22 15:18 Mike Jones's Theme

Penn and Goudeau (keeping the whole world together)
Today is the day that the world is supposed to end.
Goudeau's passport and getting into debt.

Monkey Tuesday: Firefighters, Monkey Noises & Smoking

Caller phones early.
Patrick jumping the gun.
Penn's MySpace friends now number over 800
I'm mentioned again

Penn states the Monkey Tuesday Rules.

Premature caller James: Yesterday my Firefighter friend in Virginia... "Save my baby"
Outbreak (rhesus) monkey (RIP)

"There's nothing funnier than a smoking monkey"

Kathy Griffin's brother's two monkey stories.

Ursula Martinez video
Vanishing hankie explained.

Caller Christine: Was on the internet last night - monkey name generator

Caller Flavia: Monkey noises (Penn is very excited)
Wow!
Penn asks a question or two.
Monkey noises to monkey tuesday music

One more time as we go into the


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Penn tries to imitate Flavia.
Penn's Grandparents.
New rules for Goudeau.

Smoking Animal Story - Tom & Jerry blasted by OFCOM
"Texas Tom"
"Tennis Chumps"

Caller Glen: Names you call your daughter - "Moxie Tuesday"

Caller Dean: Uncle Tom & Jerry - racism in old movies. Integrity of teh stooges.

Caller Adam (Penn can't see): Tom & Jerry - Jerry ain't German!

Caller Blaire: Showbiz monkey story.
Flavia mentioned.
Hiring a monkey.
Penn wants it telling slow...

How to make the monkey scream into the microphone

Penn wants an mp3
What he gets is a...


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Penn screeeeches us back in.
Flintstones - advert

Gmail Leo - corrections
CBC news - monkey walks upright

Caller Jos?: Smoking monkey story.
Caller Paul: Circus monkey story - sick monkey attack.
Firefighters (again).
Peashooter.

The guys discuss the previous story.
Goudeau is accused of being anti-monkey.

Petmonkey.info Penn says .com by mistake

MySpace is mentioned - So is Wikipedia

and that's the end of another monkey tuesday


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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.22 - 2006/08/22 15:58 Here's the correct link to the website Penn mentioned:

http://www.petmonkey.info/testimonials.htm
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.22 - 2006/08/22 16:05 maf wrote:
Here's the correct link to the website Penn mentioned:

http://www.petmonkey.info/testimonials.htm


Yay - thanks MAF!
They wouldn't believe they got it wrong...
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.22 - 2006/08/22 19:25 that's "Ms. Fingers Banana-lover" to you, thank you very much. filmfanatix.com
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.22 - 2006/08/22 22:02 I need my Monkey Tuesday
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.22 - 2006/08/24 00:50 Here is the video of the Ursula Martinez naked magician show.

(adult content)
http://www.porkolt.com/funny/ursula+martinez/naked/magician/show/ursula-martinez-naked-magician- show-4783.html
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.22 - 2006/08/24 10:20 lolol... i really don't think i'd call her a magician if she only does one basic trick, however, if she can make y'all *think* she really is one, then that truly is magic. lol filmfanatix.com
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.22 - 2006/08/26 12:52 Anyone not figured out how she did it? I remember seeing this trick done on a Toronto show called Speaker's Corner and the guy doing it was so bad it was pretty easy to figure out.
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