EvilN8
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Re:Why did the Mini Cooper cross the road? - 2006/02/11 12:55
She wasn't running from the police. Don't know if she was drunk or on drugs or what, I'll know as soon as I have the finished police report in about a week. She didn't have her driver's license, and she was driving a rental car, so who knows what was up with her. I just can't fathom how dumb you have to be to drive for almost three miles on the wrong side of the highway and see the rear of exit signs flying by, and a highway to your right and not put two and two together.
I'm just glad I made it out okay. For around the last three months, when I've been starting my car and taking off, I have been forgetting to put on my seat belt. It was a new phenomenom.. I'd ALWAYS worn it without question in the past.. I just started doing it accidentally. That day however, after Penn's radio show was over.. a show called "Don and Mike" came on. I hate the show, but I am far too fat and lazy to turn it off. Don, one of the radio hosts, happened to be out of the studio that day.. because he got into a car wreck. His wife was killed in one last year. He came on the air, and was obviously emotional about it.. and it just stuck in my mind. So, I remembered to put it on.
So basically, my loyalty to Penn and Mike's radio show in combination with my lazy demeanor saved my life! 
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