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Vlad the Impala
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Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.15 - 2006/08/15 15:19 Jonesy's normal theme starts and Penn and Goudeau are here doing a show.

Penn is aware of what day it is.

Bush and the San Diego Cross

Bobcat wants to to pimp his movie.
And it's tasteful start.

Frozen Woolly Mammoth sperm.
Goudeau wants a fuzzy elephant.
A tiny pink fuzzy elephant.


Spielberg, Crichton, Borlaug mentioned.

Yesterday was Monday - Today is

Monkey Tuesday: Now with Woolly Mammoth Sperm!

(monkey music)
Monkey Tuesday rules laid down.

Caller Harold: Bring the Mammoth back and extinct it again
Million year-old fart

Goudeau: Eating Mammoths (with Dodo).
Native Americans

Caller Terry: Cross-breeding mammoths with monkeys - Penn: Wear gloves

Caller Doyle: Extinct for a reason.
Penn: No such thing.

Patrick is a little late.
Happy Jack not here today (fighting)


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monkey/mammoth noises bring us back
Gmail Natasha: Grampa's mammoth BBQ
Goudeau: Frozen bison mentioned on stupidquestions but not mammoth
Gmail Lauren: bury one to confuse creationists
Gmail Todd Robbins: Carny money with woolly mammoths.

Gmail Will: Business proposition - Mammoth hunting
Penn: Bare-handed animal killing
Caller Dean: Lions in Nebraska.

Caller Shane: Simian ancestors and cavemen.
Goudeau: Bring back Lucy.
Caveman Truman Show

Reuters monkey story - Berlin Monkey News

Caller Nick: Traffic cure


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Mammoth monkey noises.
Dolphins too.

Caller Ron: Nighttime monkey condom capers.
Bill Gates will be happy

Caller Bill: 35 years ago - monkey suit from Hair + Harley = Biker Monkey.
Sneaking into places in a monkey suit.

Radical Muslim Monkeymen do not exist.
The price of a monkey suit.

Roy Gerela's Gorilla.
Goudeau and the bee.

The price of fame (Debbie Harry)
Tom Cruise and Melvin Gibstein are too famous.

Eddie Gordetsky - sex-chicken

Naked (like the Marx Bothers) is best! there is no possible use for a signature* except to demonstrate how funny/geeky/cynical/pathetic you are.

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Vlad the Impala
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.15 - 2006/08/16 08:13 CBS often "borrow" my titles for their podcasts (which is flattering).

Occasionally they tweak them:


I can see why they didn't want the "sperm" but what happened to the 'o'? there is no possible use for a signature* except to demonstrate how funny/geeky/cynical/pathetic you are.

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Wonko the Sane
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.15 - 2006/08/16 14:08 I ssaw that too Vlad. That is pretty cool though how you have the power to name the radio shows. Quite an Honor.
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mindme
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.15 - 2006/08/18 09:56 Vlad the Impala wrote:
CBS often "borrow" my titles for their podcasts (which is flattering).

Occasionally they tweak them:


I can see why they didn't want the "sperm" but what happened to the 'o'?

I checked back. You're right. They "borrow" them. That's amazing. A well placed email and maybe you can get yourself a free first class ticket to NYC and nice hotel room in Manhattan for the Monkey House of Horror Halloween Monkey Tuesday.

McSeriously!
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Vlad the Impala
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.15 - 2006/08/18 14:10 Nope, they aren't interested.
 there is no possible use for a signature* except to demonstrate how funny/geeky/cynical/pathetic you are.

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mindme
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.15 - 2006/08/19 10:47 Vlad the Impala wrote:
Nope, they aren't interested.


It occurred to me today the irony of being on an unauthorized Penn fan site, where we illegally trade a lot of copyrighted Penn material, and feeling like a Penn appendage owes a Pennfan site user anything when the Penn org actually steals a user's work for a change

Paid in full, I say. Dude, you're atoning for our IP sins.
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Vlad the Impala
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.15 - 2006/08/20 05:28 BTW - when I said "Nope, they aren't interested." - I meant in the naming of the podcasts.

(Obviously I didn't push for a free trip to NY) there is no possible use for a signature* except to demonstrate how funny/geeky/cynical/pathetic you are.

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