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Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.08 - 2006/08/08 15:22 Monkey Tuesday, with strippers!

Bass/piano theme starts us off.

Penn loves playing the big bass.

Penn's MySpace. He put up a song and a few pictures.

Caller Nancy: Has been a stripping gorilla for 23 years. Guys need to be abused by monkeys. They have to pay more to see her face. She'd do her act for Penn's show if they come to New York.

Penn loves when Monkey Tuesday becomes a Penthouse letter.

Who needs money when Happy Jack has donuts?

Penn: Don't ever send him a singing telegram. He hates them.

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Goudeau has been a gorilla on a moped.

Penn's friend "Mark St. Helens" doing striptease at Tupperware parties.

Caller Mae: Birthday party for eight-year-old. Dad in bright pink monkey suit terrorizes kids.

Penn remembers Easter bunny trauma.

Goudeau has treasured photos of his kids struggling to get away from Santa.

Penn used to talk like Elmer Fudd.

Caller Fred: Chimps in church library. Priest gave them cigars to calm them down. Penn would join this church!

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Monkey theme brings us back, accompanied by Penn's baritone monkey-screeches.

Penn takes Goudeau for granted. Disrespect = love.

Caller Brian: Beer-drinking Gibbon on a Chinese junk. Monkey rape. Politically incorrect monkeys.

Caller Randy: Future wife's fingertip bit-off by monkey.

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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.08 - 2006/08/08 16:20 In the irony of ironies, Ryan was pitching a fit because of the new washing machine, and I missed today's show.
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.08 - 2006/08/08 16:38 Jadwin wrote:
In the irony of ironies, Ryan was pitching a fit because of the new washing machine, and I missed today's show.

Great story, Mae! Best of the show, IMHO.

~JoMadge
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.08 - 2006/08/08 17:01 Thanks! XD
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.08 - 2006/08/08 19:40 ""I" before "E" unless you're an Atheist."

LOL I sent that to Penn on Myspace yesterday.

also is there any word on the podcast? I can't live without Monkey Tuesday!
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.08 - 2006/08/08 23:44 MONKEY TUESDAY!!!


... but no monkeys, no podcast, it's sucks in Canada today because of it.

Please someone take pitty on us poor northern folk.
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.08 - 2006/08/09 12:39 Gahhh!

No Podcast, and the d/l from pennradio.com isn't working.

DADDY NEEDS HIS MEDICINE!!!!!

Edit:
It would seem I gripe too soon. Maybe a CBS lurker fixed?

Here's a Yousenit link if anyone else has trouble getting it:
http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=49A3102A0035749D
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.08 - 2006/08/09 13:51 A Monkey, smoking a cigar, throwing bibles while sporting a "Pope" hat. It is spoken, so shall it be done.
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.08 - 2006/08/09 16:59 DKnight818 wrote:
A Monkey, smoking a cigar, throwing bibles while sporting a "Pope" hat. It is spoken, so shall it be done.

I want to post this to Penn's myspace if that is ok.
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.08 - 2006/08/09 17:09 eh...Why don't you let me do it. I'll get around to it.

I emailed it to Goudeau earlier in the day, he said he forwarded it on to Penn. So it's been seen...
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.08 - 2006/08/09 18:57 Hurry, it is well past Monkey tuesday
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.08 - 2006/08/09 19:22 you're right! I'll do it NEXT Tuesday. That should give me enough time to finish the thing up and make it look "pretty."
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.08 - 2006/08/09 19:55 Ahh just now listening to you telling your story Mae. Very cool! Great job!
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.08 - 2006/08/09 22:39 Ha! I love it, DKnight. Did you do the Penn drawing on your icon, as well?

~JoMadge
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Re:Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.08.08 - 2006/08/10 01:19 JoMadge: Yes, I did. It's cut from a larger piece of "fan art" that can be seen on the pennradio page (it has Goudeau juggling the donuts that Penn hasn't eaten yet and Jack holding up a sign that says "talk about boobs.")
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