Chalmers
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The.Penn.Jillette.Radio.Show.2006.05.15 - 2006/05/15 17:06
On today's show:
- The flu pandemic is on its way! How do we distribute the vaccine: children and old people first, or let the free market decide? Then you'll end up with just Grandmas and babies.
- How about the life-cycle principle, by Zeke and Al? 20-year olds are more valuable that 1-year olds.
- If you know any flu-workers, treat them really well, because you're going to need a favor from them pretty soon...
- Phone call from Danny: Echo echo echo... He believes it's all about marketing to young kids. Kind of like how Vitamin C and Zinc don't really do much when you have a cold.
- Phone call from K: Echo echo echo.
- Phone cal from George: Can you hear me now? ... No...
- Phone call from John: Don't worry about the bird flu, it's all been really overblown.
- Gmail from someone asking if they could send their bird flu-treated blood in for the prize of tickets and donuts.
- Betty on the phone: no, not going to happen...
- Morgellons Disease is nasty
- Lots of parents don't want their kids to be immunized, because they don't want them turning into living petri dishes.
- Some people believe that immunizations cause autism.
- Gmail from a microbiologist: Grandmas and babies need the vaccine because of their lowered immunie systems.
- Keep the government out of distributing the vaccine: if they screw it up, it's major, whereas having smaller charity organizations means that a catastrophic failure will be much smaller.
- John Stossel and his blatant rip-off of Bulls Hit. Are teachers underpaid? Not according to John and Penn.
- Penn Jillette is insane!
- John on the phone (we can hear him, but he can't hear us): There have been no inter-species cases yet. CDC is much less scary than they originally thought. "Can you hear me John? Can you hear me at all?"
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Wow, that was so very annoying with all the dropped and shitty calls. I really think they need to move the phone stuff to LV, so at least Penn can strangle the guy when thingss go wrong.
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