Got a Pull of the Weasel or Monkey Tuesday or really any good story? - 2007/03/08 12:39 The Penn Radio Nation needs YOU! Well, more like a few nuts who're trying to put something together need you. If you haven't seen my posts elsewhere in the forum, I've had an idea.

Would anyone be interested in having a Monkey Tuesday/Pull of the Weasel and other stories podcast produced by fans?

If anyone is interested, I would volunteer to edit it together and produce it. I think some of us would get a kick out of it and maybe Penn and Goudeau would, too.

What do you guys think? I'm unemployed for about another month, so I've got some time in the interim to put this together. It'd also give us a chance to talk about how well we loved the show and whatever other stories and ideas we've got that were never aired.

After a few days discussion, the idea of recording a Skype chat materialized as likely the most natural-sounding way to do this thing.

So, IF YOU NEVER GOT THROUGH ON THE AIR, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! Post your stories here if you cannot directly participate and we will read whatever is good, great and midling. If you intend to participate, please post your availability and we can all figure out a day and time to do it. Keep in mind to list your time zone, too.

I'm in Chicago, so CST GMT -6 and would love to do this one Saturday Afternoon.
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Re:Got a Pull of the Weasel or Monkey Tuesday or really any good story - 2007/03/08 21:12 This was going to be my "mating call of the weasel" story.

Once my GF wanted to go bikini shopping. Alright, you're twisting my arm. So we went to this little bikini shop. The woman helping her was rather large breasted. This is Asia, mind you, so a woman with a large chest is something of a commodity. Anyway, the sales woman was getting bikinis off the racks (ah hem) for my GF to try on. I was sitting there in the shop, patiently, trying to look very intellectual about all of this. One of the bikinis my GF wanted to try on required the big breasted sales woman to lean over me to get the bikini off the wall rack. In doing so, she pressed her boobs right into my face.

Worse things could happen to me. Surely.

Anyway, my GF couldn't decided between two suits. She asked me to make the final choice. Now the one that looked really good on her was the one that required the sales woman to press her boobs into my face. If I told me GF to buy that one, I wouldn't get a repeat. If I told my GF to buy the less flattering one, I'd get another face full of the sales woman's sloops as she put the nice bikini back on the rack.

MATING CALL OF THE WEASEL!

I made the calculation I'd rather see my GF in a nice bikini (she's not poorly equipped up top herself) then get what amounted to a second free lap dance.

That's love. You know?
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