Naked Japanese Women in a Phone Booth - 2007/02/12 12:50 I thought you guys might like the actual link to the Japanese phone booth thing that Penn mentioned.

http://japundit.com/archives/2007/02/07/4945/
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Re:Naked Japanese Women in a Phone Booth - 2007/02/12 18:49 If I believed in a god, I'd thank it.
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Re:Naked Japanese Women in a Phone Booth - 2007/02/14 13:23 Snerd wrote:
If I believed in a god, I'd thank it.

What? This link isn't enough proof for you of the existence of God?
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Re:Naked Japanese Women in a Phone Booth - 2007/02/14 22:02 Parrot wrote:
Snerd wrote:
If I believed in a god, I'd thank it.

What? This link isn't enough proof for you of the existence of God?

Non-existant Hell no. I need to see a webcam response of Jesus wankin' to it.
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Re:Naked Japanese Women in a Phone Booth - 2007/02/14 23:37 And yea did the son of man unleash his phallus. And the buxom nude women did see it and they did swoon.

And Jesus spake unto them, saying "I have seen thy vid, and it is good. Thou shalt be rewarded with eternal life in the kingdom of heaven."

And thus did Jesus of Nazareth place his hand upon himself and anoint each woman in turn with his holy seed.

And the women upon receiving this gift did fall to the ground and cry out in wonder "For that I have seen the glory of the Lord, mine eyes are blessed for all eternity. I shall be as a beacon unto the unbelievers in the name of our holy father!"
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Re:Naked Japanese Women in a Phone Booth - 2007/02/15 01:07 Hehe, Which book was that in.. Mark?
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Re:Naked Japanese Women in a Phone Booth - 2007/02/15 07:52 Guruite wrote:
Hehe, Which book was that in.. Mark?

Peter
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Re:Naked Japanese Women in a Phone Booth - 2007/02/15 07:58 Parrot wrote:
Guruite wrote:
Hehe, Which book was that in.. Mark?

Peter


Perfect.

What translation are you using for reference, btw? I could have sworn there was supposed to be a mention of a Impetuous Man in that verse somewhere.

~JoMadge
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Re:Naked Japanese Women in a Phone Booth - 2007/02/15 16:00 Guruite wrote:
What translation are you using for reference, btw? I could have sworn there was supposed to be a mention of a Impetuous Man in that verse somewhere.

Of course I only use the one correct literal translation: the KJV (Kinky Jerkoff Version).

You're a little confused about the tale of the Impetuous Man. It is indeed an absolute classic, I believe even more enjoyable than the Good Samaritan story. But it's one or two verses down from where I quoted.
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Re:Naked Japanese Women in a Phone Booth - 2007/02/15 21:35 Parrot wrote:
Guruite wrote:
What translation are you using for reference, btw? I could have sworn there was supposed to be a mention of a Impetuous Man in that verse somewhere.

Of course I only use the one correct literal translation: the KJV (Kinky Jerkoff Version).

You're a little confused about the tale of the Impetuous Man. It is indeed an absolute classic, I believe even more enjoyable than the Good Samaritan story. But it's one or two verses down from where I quoted.

I gawtz plenty of non-gay man-love for you... unless you're a girl, in which case: Marry me.
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Re:Naked Japanese Women in a Phone Booth - 2007/02/16 10:04 Snerd wrote:
I gawtz plenty of non-gay man-love for you... unless you're a girl, in which case: Marry me.

Well, with such an interesting statement as that, I'm going to let you guess what gender I actually am!

Either way, I've got plenty of non-gay love for you too. I just love how you preface everything you say so that nobody mistakes your intentions. That's just great!
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Re:Naked Japanese Women in a Phone Booth - 2007/02/16 18:58 Parrot wrote:
Snerd wrote:
I gawtz plenty of non-gay man-love for you... unless you're a girl, in which case: Marry me.

Well, with such an interesting statement as that, I'm going to let you guess what gender I actually am!

Either way, I've got plenty of non-gay love for you too. I just love how you preface everything you say so that nobody mistakes your intentions. That's just great!

Hermaphrodite? SCORE! Just keep that dick outta my face when I perform cunnilingus. My only hermie joke, ladies and gentlemen! I know it's not good, but when do you really get a chance to use it?
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